PEANIS guide

this SUV is not a reasonable vehicle. it's cheap, but lacks a strange number of features that are normally taken for granted like a rear window and gloveboxes. otherwise, it's extremely luxurious and extremely large. in fact, it's SO large that the ai in the opposing lane swerve to avoid it.

is it Practical?

surprisingly unpractical for its size. instead of having a normal hatch, it has two gullwing doors on the side of the rear that lead to two seperate compartments. this not only creates two unnecessarily small cargo areas (they are still rather large, but without this feature they would be way larger), it also lacks a rear window which makes reversing a pain in the ass.it also lacks gloveboxes, making these two strange and high up compartments the only storage areas on the vehicle. they are about neck high which makes loading things into them very unwieldly. 1/5

is it Entertaining?

decently fun off-road, but huge and unwieldly on the road. you can feel its weight and its kind of annoying to switch lanes in it, especially with the lack of a rear window. this vehicle is likely responsible for many traffic collisions. it's not exactly fast in a straight line either, hitting 60 mph in around 8.5 seconds. as huge as it is, it still handles okay and remains nimble off-road so i'll put it at a 2/5

is it Alluring?

not really. i feel cocky driving such a large and noticeable suv. its built like a brick and looks really angry. does not make you look like a nice person at all. 1/5

is it Nice?

YES. many screens, buttons, and dials. i don't know what most of them do. has a CB radio which is nice. seats and dash are decorated with some kind of alacantra or suede-like material, and many lights are present across the interior. appears to have adjustable headrests. lack of cupholders and armrests though. 4/5

is it Inexpensive?

surprisingly. at E$38,000, it doesn't really take much out of your wallet. for how luxurious it is, it punches well above its price, but in almost every other category it ends up not being worth purchasing. 3/5

is it Swagger?

hell yeah. if you WANT to look tough and cocky, this is the car. boxy, huge, and quite fancy, it stands out like a sore thumb in traffic and for that it has a 5/5

PEANIS SCORE: 2.67/5

this makes it below average. i wouldn't recommend it especially due to the lack of practicality

OTHER NOTES

MARKET SEGMENT: LUXURY SUV

CLOSEST REAL LIFE EQUIVALENT: REZVANI VENGEANCE - despite the huge price difference, i believe these two share many traits. huge, heavy, luxurious, and lacking a rear window

MOST VISUALLY SIMILAR REAL LIFE CAR: REZVANI VENGEANCE + 4TH GENERATION JEEP GRAND WAGONEER - the emperor and the vengeance are extremely chunky, angular, and huge SUVs, but the boxiness heavily reminds me of the 4th gen grand wagoneer

IDEAL FOR: FLEDGLING GANGSTER - it lacks everything but luxury and swag which i believe is absolutely perfect for the fledgling gangster. bonus points for appearing intimidating